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I NEED A CUTE GIRLFRIEND WHO I CAN CUDDLE AND MAKE FOOD FOR AND LAUGH WITH WHILE HAVING DEEP FUCKING CONVERSATIONS ABOUT LIFE IN THE MIDDLE OF NIGHT BUT CAN ALSO HAVE NERF GUN OR PAINT WARS WITH AND JUST BE REALLY FUCKING HAPPY SO THAT I CAN FLAUNT THAT SHES MINE OK IS THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK
I NEED A CUTE GIRLFRIEND WHO I CAN CUDDLE AND MAKE FOOD FOR AND LAUGH WITH WHILE HAVING DEEP FUCKING CONVERSATIONS ABOUT LIFE IN THE MIDDLE OF NIGHT BUT CAN ALSO HAVE NERF GUN OR PAINT WARS WITH AND JUST BE REALLY FUCKING HAPPY SO THAT I CAN FLAUNT THAT SHES MINE OK IS THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK
I’m that girlfriend who never keeps my hands off you. I’m always grabbing your face, and kissing you slowly. I’m always having my legs around you when we’re sitting. I’m always holding your hand, and kissing it while you drive. I’m always sneaking in kisses when you least expect it. I’m always smacking or grabbing your cute ass. I’m always looking at you, and thinking “how did I get so lucky?.” I’m always telling you how cute you are and then attacking you with kisses. I’m always wanting more of you even when I already have you.
YES :)
You know what’s awesome? When my girlfriend looks at me the same way she looks at my cat when she does something cute.
1. Other lesbians not thinking you’re gay
2. Having “that talk” with a member of your family
3. Being told “you’re going through a phase”
4. Being introduced as “my lesbian friend”
5. People insulting gay people without knowing you are one
6. Finding out the woman you like is straight, or are dating someone else
7. Straight women asking if your are a lesbian
8. The death of your favourite lesbian character in EVERY TV Show
9. And then the endless search for Lesbian subtext in EVERY new TV show that comes out
10. Being asked which is the “boy” in the relationship
11. Having to out yourself when you make a new friend
12. Online dating struggles
13. Shopping in the boy section, then having to use female changing room
14. Being mistaken for a man “excuse me sir, oh I mean…”
15. Straight men asking questions about your sex life
16. Gay man asking you questions about your sex life
17. Straight women asking you questions about your sex life
18. Presents from distant family members
19. Referring to your girlfriend as partner, to keep your sexuality neutral in your workplace
20. Becoming a lesbian stereotype
21. As a couple, being confused as friends or worse siblings
22. When your periods syncs with your girlfriends
23. Suffering through a bad movie in order to watch that three-minutes of lesbian romance
24. Having a straight girl crush
25. Being too afraid to ask a woman you fancy about her sexuality
26. Being a straight girls experiment
27. Bro-friendships and listening to their views on women
28. Over analysing your girlfriend’s motivations
29. Lock Jaw!
30.Being told lesbian sex is not real sex
31. The ending of The L Word
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Kinda wanna cuddle with you till we fall asleep together, also kinda wanna slow grind on you and give you hickeys and make you cum
Kinda wanna cuddle with you till we fall asleep together, also kinda wanna slow grind on you and give you hickeys and make you cum
What she says:
I’m a lesbian and I love my girlfriend.
What HE hears:
wanna have a 3some?
🎉 It’s transphobic to say that trans women can’t be lesbians!! 🎉
🖤 🖤It’s lesbophobic to say they can be!! 🖤🖤
🌸🌸🌸no it’s not!!🌸🌸🌸
🌺🌺🌺trans women are women!!🌺🌺🌺
🌼🌼🌼women can be lesbians!!🌼🌼🌼
💐💐💐I should know, I am a lesbian!!💐💐💐
🌹🌹🌹stop reducing people to their genitalia!!🌹🌹🌹
